Sunday, August 23, 2009

Encouraging Isderf

Okay all you smart-alecks and computer geeks, this is my only warning. You will not get another one and retribution will follow swiftly. I admit, I don’t know what type of retribution, but I know enough of your wives (or how to get in contact with them) to make your life very difficult.

As for my warning… STOP ENCOURAGING ISDERF. Geez guys, what do you think this is… does everyone think that Isderf NEEDS more to do? Or is it that you KNOW your own wives wouldn’t let you do something, so you’re trying to live vicariously through my husband? And don’t even TRY to wiggle out of this one. I know most of you out there are saying, “What? Who me? I didn’t do anything.”

Yah right. Who…

-introduced him to Chess.com?

-found his second microwave for his welder?

-volunteered to let him shoot the first round after learning to reload together?

-stood six feet away while Isderf poured more gasoline on his furnace (after the lighter fluid didn’t work well enough)?

- sent him Angband and ruined most of my evenings from that point on?

- keeps sending him links to old trailers he can refurbish, or greenhouses he can build?

-encouraged him to take Warhammer to work?

-reintroduced him to a Rubix cube (that’s so 80’s)?

-keeps giving him broken appliances and lawn equipment so he can take them apart?

-brings him chunks of trees for his various projects?

-encouraged him to spend weeks reading, and viewing, everything on butchering his own animal?

-brought him a deer hide when he mentioned he wanted to make his own shoes?

-decided they should give hunting a try?

And I can’t think of anymore right now, but I’m sure you get my point. He gets into enough trouble on his own (with his kids right beside him), he doesn’t need the encouragement. Thank you very much…

Isderf thinks I should give a few examples of how he gets into trouble on his own. I believe he thought I wouldn’t be able to come up with many. After writing for about 10 minutes, I realized that I had enough for another blog on just that subject. So stay tuned.

3 comments:

  1. *grins and watches from a safe distance* Wonder what kind of trouble he'll get into in Cali. Just saying

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  2. [hides under desk]

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  3. Yah Brent, you'd better be hiding!

    As for Cali, if they're dumb enough to gather that many geeks in one place - they deserve what they get.

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